I've Said It A Million

Anyone Can Read The News To You. I Promise To Feel The News At You.

Odyssey Dawn? That's Not A Military Operation. That's A Carnival Cruise Ship.

You Have A Firm Grasp Of The Obvious.

I Have No Interest In Behaving Or Thinking Cynically. But It's An Easy Trap To Be Cynical About Anything, Certainly When You're Talking About Politics Or The Media.

They Think I'm Silly. I Do Silly Things. I Fall Down And Run Into Things. I Talk To Inanimate Objects. I'll Hold A Pickup Stick To My Ear And Say, "what? What's That? I Can't Hear You