Things Are Never So Bad

The Problem With The World Is That Everyone Is A Few Drinks Behind.

I Gave Up Drinking Once -- It Was The Worst Afternoon Of My Entire Life.

You're Not A Star Until They Can Spell Your Name In Karachi.

[on The House Un-american Activities Committee] They'll Nail Anyone Who Ever Scratched His Ass During The National Anthem.

Acting Is Experience With Something Sweet Behind It.