They Say Paul Gascoigne Is

I'd Have To Be Superman To Do Some Of The Things I'm Supposed To Have Done, I've Been At Six Different Places At Six Different Times.

Every Team Has A Hard Man. We Has Nobby Stiles, Chelsea Had Chopper, Arsenal Had Peter Storey, Liverpool Had Tommy Smith. Leeds Had Eleven Of Them

I Never Went Out In The Morning With The Intention Of Getting Drunk. It Just Happened.

He's Not Fit To Lace My Boots As A Player. (on Kevin Keegan)

Everyone Went Crazy Over Wayne Rooney, But I Get More Excited By Cristiano Ronaldo.