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Ciao," I Say Casually, And Flick My Hair Back. "si. Ciao." I Could So Be Italian. Except I Might Have To Learn A Few More Words.

I'm Lying. I Don't Just Need Someone Like You. I Need You.

Oh, Please. If She's Going To Use Mr. Darcy To Prop Up Her Arguments, I Give Up.

Everyone Keeps Saying I’ll Pick It Up. But What If I Don’t? I Did Algebra For Three Years, And I Never Picked That Up.

Jeez Louise. I Know Why Rich People Are So Thin: It's From Trekking Around Their Humongous Houses The Whole Time.