I'm Lying. I Don't Just

Jeez Louise. I Know Why Rich People Are So Thin: It's From Trekking Around Their Humongous Houses The Whole Time.

If It's In The Bin, It's Public Property.

I Can't Get Over This. Dad Isn't Sam's Dad? Dad Is A Friend? How Was I Supposed To Know That? People Shouldn't Be Allowed To Sign Themselves As Dad Unless They Are Your Dad. It Should Be The Law.

Ciao," I Say Casually, And Flick My Hair Back. "si. Ciao." I Could So Be Italian. Except I Might Have To Learn A Few More Words.

I Once Tried To Give Him A Friendly Little "drugs Chat". He Politely Corrected Me On Every Single Fact, Then Said He'd Noticed I Drank Above The Recommended Guidelines Of Red Bull And Did I Think I Might Have An Addiction? That Was The Last Time I Tried To Act Like The Older Sister.