They Put Up This Bloke's

I've Always Been Sensible With My Money. I Can't Say I'm A Business Genius.

They Put Up This Bloke's Picture On Crimewatch Uk With A Phone Number And Said 'have You Seen This Man?' Well My Auntie Rang Them Up And Said 'no'.

Having Signed A Few Autographs In My Time, I Always Wonder What The Heck People Do With Them.

I Have That Working Class Fear Of Having Nothing. I've Always Got One Eye On What's In The Bank.

I Have A Very Happy Marriage And Friends Who Keep My Feet On The Ground. But Looking For Satisfaction In Life Is Difficult. Maybe Being Happy Is As Simple As Not Being Unhappy.