There's Nothing You Can Really

I Don't Have Any Real Spirituality In My Life - I'm Kind Of An Atheist - But When Music Can Take Me To The Highest Heights, It's Almost Like A Spiritual Feeling. It Fills That Void For Me.

You Must Never Underestimate The Power Of The Eyebrow.

Just Because You Don't Know How To Do Stand-up Doesn't Mean You Don't Know How To Put On A Show.

The Real Challenge Is If You Don't Look Super Sexy, Like A Brad Pitt, You're Going To Have To Try Harder. You're Going To Have To Make Up For It In Other Ways.

I Remember I Prayed To God. I Was Like, "just Let Me Be On Tv." Let My Friends See Me On Tv In A Good Thing. I Like, If I'm Funny A Little Bit On A Commercial And Then I Don't Need To Act Ever Again. "just Let Them See Me." And Then It Worked. I Got The Commercial. I Was On Tv. My Friends All Saw Me. I Was A Kind Of A Star At School For Like Three Days. And Then It Faded Away And I Was Hungry And I Had To Like Make Another Deal With God. I Remember It Still.