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I Remember I Prayed To God. I Was Like, "just Let Me Be On Tv." Let My Friends See Me On Tv In A Good Thing. I Like, If I'm Funny A Little Bit On A Commercial And Then I Don't Need To Act Ever Again. "just Let Them See Me." And Then It Worked. I Got The Commercial. I Was On Tv. My Friends All Saw Me. I Was A Kind Of A Star At School For Like Three Days. And Then It Faded Away And I Was Hungry And I Had To Like Make Another Deal With God. I Remember It Still.

Part Of The Acting Gig Is When You're Let Loose Some Improvs And Put Stuff Into Your Own Words Every Once In A While. That Doesn't Get You A Writing Credit Or More Money. It Just Makes It More Fun.

The Real Challenge Is If You Don't Look Super Sexy, Like A Brad Pitt, You're Going To Have To Try Harder. You're Going To Have To Make Up For It In Other Ways.

I Took A Year Of Karate. It Was Like Obligatory... Every Kid Was Taking Like One Year Of Karate And One Year Of Piano In My Town. It Was Bruce Lee And Liberace. But I Was Not A White Belt. I Graduated. I Had A Colour Belt - But That's All You Need To Know. It Could Have Been Black, It Could Have Been Yellow, Or It Could Have Been Anything In Between.

I Just Had A Son And Had To Take Him To The Paediatrician And He Measured His Head And Apparently He's In A Group In Which Only 14 Per Cent Of The Population Have A Bigger Head Than Him. Then She Said: "do You Mind If I Measure Your Head?" I Said: "go Ahead." And She Was Shocked, Because Less Than One Per Cent Of The World's Population Has A Bigger Head Than Mine. So I Guess That Means I'm Pretty Full Of Myself. Or That I Have A Huge Brain.