There's No Down Time Any

As A Comic, You Learn To Use Your Voice Because You Don't Have The Benefit Of Visual Things.

The More Excited The Rooster Gets, The Higher His Voice Goes. He's Got A Little Bit Of A Barney Fife Quality To Him.

Please Don't Get Me Wrong Here. I'm Not Making Fun Of Old People. In Fact I Think That's The Goal Of Everybody Here Tonite. We All Want To Be An Old Person Someday.

I Had To Perform At The White House For The President, That's Always Kind Of A Weird Set To Try To Put Together.

You Know That You Are A Teacher When You Spend More Money On School Stuff Than You Do On Your Own Children.