There's Animals Like Us Existing

They're A Typical Hollywood Audience. All The Kids Are On Drugs And All The Adults Are On Roller Skates.

The Dreadful Thing About Getting Older Is You Cry At The Drop Of A Hat.

I Used To Think I Was Like The Wicket- Keeper, Which Is Like The Catcher In Base- Ball, Y'know What I Mean? You Can Call The Play A Lot From Behind The Plate, Y'know What I Mean? You're Not Necessarily The Star, You're Not The One That Makes The Mark, But Usually In The End, You're Called Upon To Get A Run When It's Needed.

Of The Sparkling Wines, The Most Famous Is Perth Pink. This Is A Bottle With A Message In, And The Message Is "beware". This Is Not A Wine For Drinking; This Is A Wine For Laying Down And Avoiding.

My Wife, Tania, Is Very Big On Dogs, So I'm Always Paying Out To Animal Charities.