They're A Typical Hollywood Audience.

If You're Famous, You Have To [be Overly Generous], Otherwise People Say, "eric Idle Came In And Only Left Me $4." I Always Tip More Than People Expect.

I Never Pay Any Attention To Figures.

Nobody Gets Irony Anymore, As We Are Now Living In The Post-ironic Age. Once George Bush Gets A Library, Our Irony Is Dead.

If The Studios Paid The Artists, How Would They Ever Be Able To Afford The Executives?

Life Has A Very Simple Plot: First You're Here And Then You're Not.