There's Always A Certain Pride

My Father Came From An Intellectual And Studious Avenue As Opposed To A Brawler's Avenue. So I Had To Go Further Afield And I Brought All Kinds Of Unscrupulous Oiks Back Home - Earless, Toothless Vagabonds - To Teach Me The Arts Of The Old Bagarre.

I'd Learned How To Lie And Manipulate From An Early Age So A Combination Of That, Desperation, Having To Have My Own Fridge And My Umbilical Cord Back... I Had To Go Out Into The World. Then Some Angel Somewhere Said: "have You Considered Going To Drama School?" And This Sounded Like The Solution To All Of My Problems.

I Had A Huge Imagination. My Granddad Says I Was A Bit Of A Walter Mitty Character.

The Problem With Prime Beef Is That There Are So Many People Out There Selling Offal. So You Don't Know When You're Going Eat A Shitty Gangster Movie. Because Everybody Knows There's Good Stuff To Be Involved In.

I Love Dogs. Like, A Lot. They’re My Favorite Animal. Ever.