There's A Lot Of Gray

I Mean, What's Eleven Million People Now Days?

Seriously, When's The Last Time You Saw Me Wear Shorts?

I Think They're Bogus, Honestly. How Utter Garbage Like Crash And Million Dollar Baby Can Win Best Picture, Where True Works Of Art Such As Garden State Go Untouched Is Beyond Me. It Just Proves How Close-minded America Really Is, And I Refuse To Take Part In It.

It Blows My Mind That There Are People Out There Who Deny The Holocaust. Why Would You Ever Deny Such A Great Achievement. It's Like Denying The Cure For Polio Or Something.

People Have Called Me Fake, But Personally, I Don't Think I'm Fake Because I'm So Insincere.