There's Only Two Things You

I Don't Know. When I Was Born There Was A Nurse Taking Care Of Me." "what's The Matter? Couldn't The Nurse Take Care Of Herself?" "sure She Could. I Just Found That Out Too Late.

Humor Is Reason Gone Mad.

I'm Going To Iowa For An Award. Then I'm Appearing At Carnegie Hall, It's Sold Out. Then I'm Sailing To France To Be Honored By The French Government - I'd Give It All Up For One Erection.

I Cannot Say That I Don't Disagree With You.

Why Would I Want To Join An Organization That Would Encourage People Like Myself To Become Members.