Humor Is Reason Gone Mad.

Dig Trenches? With Our Men Being Killed Off Like Flies? There Isn't Time To Dig Trenches. We'll Have To Buy Them Ready Made.

Money Will Not Make You Happy, And Happy Will Not Make You Money.

I Never Forget A Face, But In Your Case I'll Be Glad To Make An Exception.

There Is No Sweeter Sound Than The Crumbling Of One's Fellow Man.

If You Were A Man, You'd Go Into Business For Yourself. I Know A Fellow Who Started Out Last Year With Just A Canoe. Now He's Got More Women Than You Can Shake A Stick At, If That's Your Idea Of A Good Time.