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Definition Of A Statistician: A Man Who Believes Figures Don't Lie, But Admits Than Under Analysis Some Of Them Won't Stand Up Either.

Statistics: The Only Science That Enables Different Experts Using The Same Figures To Draw Different Conclusions.

It's Surprising How Much Wisdom Every Man Possesses -- If Not For His Own Affairs, Then For The Affairs Of Others.

The Best Time To Give Advice To Your Children Is While They're Still Young Enough To Believe You Know What You're Talking About.

Egocentricity: The Vanity That Makes You Wonder What People Are Thinking About You When They Are Really Wondering What You Are Thinking About Them.