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I Was Like: I'm Going To Ask Her [julia Roberts] Out But I'm Going To Be Very Nervous About It. Then She Said Yes, I Got Even More Nervous.

I Don't Have A Very 'masculine' Taste In Music. I Get A Lot Of Heat From My Friends About That.

I Would Like You All To Give Me A Round Of Applause As I Have Not Crashed My Car In Over 15 Months.

Women Always Think That I'm Chandler, So If I Don't Joke Around For Half An Hour They Think That Something's Wrong. Then I Explain That I Don't Have Comedy Writers Scripting Everything I'm Saying At This Particular Dinner.

If There's A Silence In A Room I'll Try To Fill It As Soon As Humanly Possible.