There Is Something Distinctive About

It Takes A Lot Of Things To Prove You Are Smart, But Only One Thing To Prove You Are Ignorant.

A Woman's Hair Net Tangled In A Man's Spectacles On Top Of The Bedroom Dresser.

I Had, Out Of My Sixty Teachers, A Scant Half Dozen Who Couldn't Have Been Supplanted By Phonographs.

Unhappiness Is Not Knowing What We Want And Killing Ourselves To Get It.

The Mind Of Man Has No Defense To Equal Plain, Old Common Sense. This Homely Virtue Don't Despise, If You Would Be Happy As Well As Wise.