There Is So Much Hypocrisy

For Years The League Has Thought I've Been On Drugs. I Would Have Burned Out A Long Time Ago If That Was True.

I Wear Women's Leggings Under My Clothes, But No Lingerie.

If I Don't Finish In The Top Three For The Next Nobel Peace Prize, Something's Seriously Wrong.

Wilt Chamberlain Lied When He Said He Had 20,000 Women.

I'll Be The Judge Of My Own Manliness.