I'll Be The Judge Of

He Wants Obama To Do One Thing, Call Him ... He Said, If You Can, Dennis, I Don't Want To Do War. I Don't Want To Do War. He Said That To Me.

They Say Elvis Is Dead. I Say, No, You're Looking At Him. Elvis Isn't Dead; He Just Changed Color.

I'm Calling On The Supreme Leader Of North Korea, Or As I Call Him, 'kim,' To Do Me A Solid And Cut Kenneth Bae Loose.

At Least 50 Times. I've Jumped Off A Building, Jumped Off A Cliff In A Car. I've Been In Bedrooms When Women Came In With Knives And Guns.

I Say I'm Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison, Janis Joplin All Wrapped Up Into One. If I Die Early ... I'll Be Just Like Those Guys.