... Some Of The Best

You Got Married Recently To A Rapper. It Doesn't Take Them Long To Impregnate Women.

We Usually Have Margaritas On Thursdays But Since It's Tuesday I'll Make An Exception.

It's Hard On An All-gay Softball Team Because No One Knows If They Want To Be A Pitcher Or A Catcher.

People Always Tell Me I Need To Have A Kid, And I Say, No, I Don't. Because I Wouldn't Have Just One Kid; I'd Have Six. I Need A Huge Family. So I Just Kind Of Fill My House With Tons Of Rejects And Misfits So It Feels Like I Have A Bunch Of Children.

Don't Take 'no' For An Answer. Keep Knocking Down Walls Until Someone Says 'yes.'