There Is Only One, Believe

All I Have To Say Is: Jessica Simpson Is The Most Beautiful Woman On The Planet!

I Feel Like I Have A Bowling Ball Sitting On My Hoo-ha.

I'm Definitely Ditzy And People Believe That About Me. But I Mean, I'm Not Dumb.

Twenty-three Is Old. It's Almost 25, Which Is Like Almost Mid-20s.

I'm Really Clumsy, So I Trip And Fall A Lot. And Every Time I Perform In New York My Pants Split Onstage. That's Happened Four Or Five Times. Every Time, I Pull On My Mom's Jeans As Fast As I Can, So There We Are, Standing Backstage Without Our Pants On. It's Like A Curse.