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All Humor Is Based On Hostility - That's Why World War Two Was Funny.

The First Book Was My First Attempt At Writing Full-length Prose.

You Must Realize That Honorary Degrees Are Given Generally To People Whose Sat Scores Were Too Low To Get Them Into Schools The Regular Way. As A Matter Of Fact, It Was My Sat Scores That Led Me Into My Present Vocation In Life, Comedy.

Talent Is The Gift Plus The Passion - A Desire To Succeed So Intense That No Force On Earth Can Stop It.

Baptists Are Only Funny Underwater.