There Are Far Too Many

We Don't Want To Act Like Adults. Anybody Who Can Stay In A State Of Adolescence Will Be Much Better Off Later On. Look At People Who Are Working Nine-to-five Jobs Out Of College, And Look At Professional Skateboarders Or Guys In Punk Bands. See Who's Having More Fun.

I'm Sick Of Being Known As The Sexy Guy That Writes Great Songs.

I Used To Get So Jealous If My Wife Liked Another Band More Than My Own. Come To Think Of It, I Still Do.

Spending So Much Time On The Road, I Get To Fart All The Time. Then When It's, Like, Thanksgiving Dinner And I'm Sitting With My Grandmother, I Can't Fart For, Like, Two Hours.

I've Been Abducted And Probed In The Anus. On Purpose.