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It May Be The Way The Cookie Crumbles On Madison Avenue, But In Hong Kong Its The Way The Egg Rolls.

New Yorkers Are So Impersonal, If It Wasn't For Muggings There Wouldn't Be Any Contact At All!

As Much As We Admire All The Characteristics Of A Ronald Reagan, As Soon As Something Goes Wrong, People Will Hate Those Same Characteristics.

I May Be Forty, But Every Morning When I Get Up, I Feel Like A Twenty-year-old. Unfortunately, There's Never One Around.

Do Your Kids A Favor - Don't Have Any.