The Young Are Adept At

Zen Martini: A Martini With No Vermouth At All. And No Gin, Either.

War Will Exist As Long As There's A Food Chain.

In Case We Have To Shoot Democrats. It Happened During The Civil War, And It Could Happen Again.

Apparently Bolivia Is The Key Source Of Lithium In The World. So We're Gonna Trade The Saudis For The Bolivians.

The Chinese Had Gunpowder, But It Didn't Occur To Them To Put It In A Gun. They Possessed The Compass But Didn't Go Anywhere. They Invented Paper, Printing, And A Written Form Of Their Language, But Hardly Anyone In China Was Taught To Read.