The Worm In The Radish

You Can Take A Jew Out Of A Shtetl, But You Cannot Take A Shtetl Out Of A Jew.

Barking Dogs Don't Bite, But They Themselves Don't Know It.

Remember, You Must Not Sleep At The Seder. If You Do, Elijah The Prophet Will Come With A Bag On His Shoulders. On The Two First Nights Of Passover, Elijah The Prophet Goes About Looking For Those Who Have Fallen Asleep At The Seder, And Takes Them Away In His Bag.

Ah, How Many Luxuries Has The Good God Prepared For His Jewish Children.

No Matter How Bad Things Get, You Got To Go On Living, Even If It Kills You.