The World Needs More Edwin

I Am Totally, Absolutely Romantic. When I Broke Up With A Girl I Would Listen To The Most Heart-breaking Music And Make It Worse. That's What Girls Do. I Think I Am A Girl Really.

Don't Tell Me How To Do My Job. I Don't Come To Your Workplace And Tell You How To Sweep Up.

American Sex Shops Are The Most Bizarre. They Sell These Inflatable Dolls, But They Also Sell Just The Head -- Supposedly For People To Drive Along The Highway With.

If Jesus Was A Jew, How Come He Has A Mexican First Name?

Whenever I Wear Something Expensive It Looks Stolen.