The Wise Man Thinks Once

I Do Most Of My Work Sitting Down; That's Where I Shine.

A Man Gets On A Train With His Little Boy, And Gives The Conductor Only One Ticket. 'how Old's Your Kid?' The Conductor Says, And The Father Says, 'he's Four Years Old.' 'he Looks At Least Twelve To Me,' Says The Conductor. And The Father Says, 'can I Help It If He Worries?

A Freelance Is One Who Gets Paid By The Word -- Per Piece Or Perhaps.

In Milwaukee Last Month A Man Died Laughing Over One Of His Own Jokes. That's What Makes It So Tough For Us Outsiders. We Have To Fight Home Competition.

It Was One Of Those Plays In Which All Of The Actors Unfortunately Enunciated Very Clearly.