The Whole World Is About

The Only Way To Find The Best Actor Would Be To Let Everybody Play Hamlet And Let The Best Man Win.

I Stick My Neck Out For *nobody*!

There Are Certain Sections Of New York, Major, That I Wouldn't Advise You To Try To Invade.

(on Bette Davis) Even When I Was Carrying A Gun, She Scared The Be-jesus Out Of Me.

[on The House Un-american Activities Committee] They'll Nail Anyone Who Ever Scratched His Ass During The National Anthem.