Ah, Nuts. I'm An Actor.

I Should Never Have Switched From Scotch To Martinis.

What's At The End Of A Million Dollars? Zero, Zero, Zero... Nothing. A Circle With A Hole In It.

Sinatra’s Idea Of Paradise Is A Place Where There Are Plenty Of Women And No Newspapermen. He Doesn’t Know It, But He’d Be Better Off If It Were The Other Way Around.

The Whole World Is About Three Drinks Behind.

The Only Thing Money Is Good For Is To Buy Your Freedom.