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I Think Bullying Of Anybody, Whether They're Gay Or Straight Or Anything In High School Is Unbearable.

You Know What They Say, When One Door Closes, Another Belvedere Opens.

Then They Have The Audacity To Go Shopping And Pick Out Their Own Gifts. I Want To Know Who The First Person Was Who Said This Was Okay. After Spending All That Money On A Bachelorette Weekend, A Shower, And Often A Flight Across The Country, They Expect You To Go To Williams Sonoma Or Pottery Barn And Do Research? Then They Send You A Thank-you Note Applauding You For Such A Thoughtful Gift. They're The One Who Picked It Out!

I Never Say The Things I Really Want To. If I Did, I'd Have No Friends.

We Usually Have Margaritas On Thursdays But Since It's Tuesday I'll Make An Exception.