The Way I See It,

I Can't Stand Black Guys. I Would Never Touch One. It's Gross.

You Are All So Lucky To Be Living Here. If I Live In Manila I Would Definitely Live In Azure.

It Will Work. I Am A Marketing Genius.

You Need To Look Like A Lady At The Oscars. Otherwise, Joan Rivers Will Tear You Apart. Then Again, You Aren't Really Anyone Till Joan Rivers Tears You Apart.

I'm The Kind Of Person Who, If I See A Shooting Star, I Wouldn't Stay There And Watch It. I'd Run To My Friends And Tell Them Because I Would Want Everyone To See It Too.