The Way I See It,

I'm Not Like Anybody Else. I'm Like An American Princess.

You Don't Have To Be An Heiress To Look Like One, If You Act Like One Then Everyone Will Just Presume You Are One.

I'm Blonde And Tanned And Normal-sized! I'm Sweet, Shy, Funny, Have A Big Heart And I'm Nice - And I Like To Eat.

I'm Very Intelligent. I'm Capable Of Doing Everything Put To Me. I've Launched A Perfume And Want My Own Hotel Chain. I'm Living Proof Blondes Are Not Stupid.

All It Takes Is One Drink To Mess With The Way You Drive - It Clouds Your Judgment And Slows Your Reflexes. Don't Take Any Chances. It Just Isn't Worth It.