The Way A Man Looks

I Hate Learning Through Experience. Just Once I'd Like To Learn Something Because Someone Was Nice Enough To Tell Me In Advance.

Men Like To Barbecue. Men Will Cook If Danger Is Involved.

Men Who Have A Pierced Ear Are Better Prepared For Marriage - They've Experienced Pain And Bought Jewelry.

Men Have An Easier Time Buying Bathing Suits. Women Have Two Types: Depressing And More Depressing. Men Have Two Types: Nerdy And Not Nerdy.

An Amicable Divorce Is Like A Ventilated Condom; It Just Doesn't Work.