The Very Nature Of Cool

I'm Just A Simple Guy Swimming In A Sea Of Sharks.

I Consider Myself An Artist. God Granted Me Some Gifts So That I Could Express Myself Artistically.

I Was A Little, Skinny, Runt Kid, And I Decided That Bowling Was What I Was Going To Do In Life.

People In The Business Will Stay With You Through Drugs And Alcohol And Divorces And Insanity And Everything Else, But You Have A Failure, Pal, And They Don't Want To Know Nothing About You!

Life's Too Short To Drink Bad Wine Or Smoke Poor Cigars.