The United States Never Lost

Steak On The Plate Went Up. Steak On The Hoof Went Down.

Cattlemen Have Lost More In The Last Few Years Than Anybody And Say Less About It.

This Would Be A Great World To Dance In If We Didn’t Have To Pay The Fiddler.

There Is Only One Redeeming Thing About This Whole Election. It Will Be Over At Sundown, And Let Everybody Pray That It's Not A Tie, For We Couldn't Go Through With This Thing Again.

You Could Transfer Congress Over To Run Standard Oil Or General Motors, And They Would Have Both Things Bankrupt In Two Years.