Don't Squat With Your Spurs

It's Almost Worth The Great Depression To Learn How Little Our Big Men Know.

Make Crime Pay. Become A Lawyer.

The Only Difference Between Death And Taxes Is That Death Doesn't Get Worse Every Time Congress Meets.

Prohibition Is Better Than No Liquor At All.

Elections Are A Good Deal Like Marriages. There's No Accounting For Anyone's Taste. Every Time We See A Bridegroom We Wonder Why She Ever Picked Him, And It's The Same With Public Officials.