The Unexpected Always Happens.

Home Is Where The College Student Home For The Holidays Isn't.

America Is A Country That Doesn't Know Where It Is Going But Is Determined To Set A Speed Record Getting There.

Incompetence Plus Incompetence Equals Incompetence.

In A Hierarchy Every Employee Tends To Rise To His Level Of Incompetence ... In Time Every Post Tends To Be Occupied By An Employee Who Is Incompetent To Carry Out Its Duties ... Work Is Accomplished By Those Employees Who Have Not Yet Reached Their Level Of Incompetence.

When In Doubt Or Danger, Run In Circles, Scream And Shout.