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Talk About Handicap - I'm A One-eyed Negro Jew.

When Liza Minelli Was A Child, She Used To Sit On My Lap And Call Me Uncle Sammy.

There's Nothing That Can Match Broadway For Stature And Dignity.

The Only Person I Ever Hurt Was Myself And Even That I Did To The Minimum. If You Can Do That And You're Still Functioning, You're The Luckiest Person In The World.

"the Entertainer" He Did It All.