"the Entertainer" He Did It

My Handicap? Man, I Am A One-eyed, Black Jew! That's My Handicap!

Alcohol Gives You Infinite Patience For Stupidity.

When Liza Minelli Was A Child, She Used To Sit On My Lap And Call Me Uncle Sammy.

I Was So Opposed To The War In Vietnam That I Initially Refused President Nixon's Urgings For Me To Go There.

The Only Person I Ever Hurt Was Myself And Even That I Did To The Minimum. If You Can Do That And You're Still Functioning, You're The Luckiest Person In The World.