The Two Best Things You

Whoever You Hate Will End Up In Your Family. You Don't Like Gays? You're Gonna Have A Gay Son. You Don't Like Puerto Ricans? Your Daughter's Gonna Come Home With Livin' La Vida Loca!

Are We So Desperate For Entertainment That We Will Fall For A Trickless Magician?? Saw A Woman In Half. Pull A Rabbit Out Of A Hat. Do Something! What Tricks Does This Guy Have? "i'm In A Box...and I Ain't Gonna Eat.". "i'm In A Box... And I Ain't Gonna Eat!!" That Ain't No Trick! That's Called Living In The Projects!

The Only Plan I Have Is To Not Do Anything I Don't Want To Do - And To Never Work Just For Money.

I Met So Many People After I Got Rich And Famous, And I Learned That You Can't Ultimately Trust People Unless They Were Your Friends When You Were Broke.

I Say Everything's About Company. A Gourmet Meal With An Asshole Is A Horrible Meal. A Hot Dog With An Interesting Person Is An Amazing Meal.