The Twitch Above My Right

It Took Me Years And Years Of Trial Efforts To Work Out That There Is Absolutely No Knitting Triumph I Can Achieve That My Husband Will Think Is Worth Being Woken Up For.

When Confronted With A Birthday In A Week I Will Remember That A Book Can Be A Really Good Present, Too.

I Am A Person Who Works Well Under Pressure. In Fact, I Work So Well Under Pressure That At Times, I Will Procrastinate In Order To Create This Pressure.

I Will Resist The Urge To Underestimate The Complexity Of Knitting.

I Will Not Let The Non-knitters Of The World Decide How Normal I Am.