The Truth Is, I've Denied

People Can't Help What Topics Cut Them Deep. It All Depends On Who's Inferring - And What The Contexts Of Their Lives Are At The Time.

I Don't Think Comedy Comes From Hotbeds Of Doing Shtick. I Think It Usually Comes From Some Kind Of Childhood Humiliation Or Darkness.

I Just Look Like A Transvestite When I Try To Dress Up. There's No Place To Hide My Balls.

I Think The Difference Between Being Miserable And Finding Happiness Is Just A Matter Of Perspective. If You Live Your Life Defining Yourself By What Other People Think Of You, It's A Form Of Self-torture.

I Have No Religion, But I Can't Escape Being Extremely Jewish Ethnically - That Is, Culturally. In Other Words, I'm Not Religious, But I Worry And I'm Neurotic. And I'm Very Good With Money.