The Truth Doesn't Hurt. Whatever

I Don't Think It Matters If There Is A God Or Not. I've Met People Who Believe In God That Are Good And That Are Bad. And I've Met People Who Don't Believe In God That Are Good And That Are Bad. So, Just Be Good. I'm Good. Not Cos I Think I'll Go To Heaven But Because When I Do Something Bad, I Feel Bad. And When I Do Something Good, I Feel Good.

Comedy Is A Medicine - A Healing Process That Can Help People Get Through Difficult Times And Understand Things Better

Piracy Doesn't Kill Music, Boy Bands Do.

Suggesting I Hate People With Religion Because I Hate Religion Is Like Suggesting I Hate People With Cancer Because I Hate Cancer.

I Think, As A Comedian, The Funniest You Can Be Is With People You Know, And [whom] You've Known For Years, In A Pub. That's As Funny As You Get, And So The Aim [while Stand-up] Is To Get That Funny On Stage With 5,000 Strangers, To Get That Funny In A Room Where People Shouldn't Be Listening But They Are.