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If All The Atheists & Agnostics Left America, They'd Lose 93% Of The National Academy Of Sciences & Less Than 1% Of The Prison Population.

Fact Is Stranger Than Fiction. You See People Walking Down The Street That Would Never Be Allowed On Television. You Have To Tone It Down.

Enjoy Life. Have Fun. Be Kind. Have Worth. Have Friends. Be Honest. Laugh. Die With Dignity. Make The Most Of It. It's All We've Got.

We Only Do What We Think Is Good And What We're Happy With. I Do That In Stand-up, I Even Do It With My Children's Books. I Don't Do Market Research, I Don't Have Focus Groups, I Don't Care. I Don't Care If It Fails, Honestly. I'd Rather Have Something That's Completely Mine Fail Than Something Succeed That I'm Not Proud Of.

Unlike Religious People, I Look At All Religions Equally.