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If Your Parents Never Had Children, Chances Are... Neither Will You.

Every Student Of Comedy Should See Dame Edna At Least Twice.

Can You Picture Yourself At The Age 60 Doing What You Do Now?

I Have Never Been Converted To Or Even Had Much Interest In Spiritualism, Occultism, Swedenborgianism Or Any Particular Religion. And I Never, Except Occasionally For A Laugh, Visit The Quacks Who Call Themselves Psychics.

Once I Left Out What I Then Considered My Best Line Because There Was A Suspected Column Rat In The House.