Every Student Of Comedy Should

To Call New York's Traffic At Holiday Time A Nightmare Is To Understate.

I Guess The Best Advice I Ever Got Or Anyone Could Get For Doing A Talk Show, Though It Has Not Been Easy Very Often, Was From Jack Paar, Who Said, 'kid, Don't Make It An Interview. Interviews Have Clipboards, And You're Like David Frost. Make It A Conversation.'

You Can, After All, Reduce The Reasons For Watching Tv To But Two: To Be Lulled, And To Be Stimulated. Some People Do One Sometimes, The Other Sometimes. Some People Do All Of One Or All Of The Other.

I Have Never Been Converted To Or Even Had Much Interest In Spiritualism, Occultism, Swedenborgianism Or Any Particular Religion. And I Never, Except Occasionally For A Laugh, Visit The Quacks Who Call Themselves Psychics.

Every Time I Nostalgically Try To Regain My Liking Of John Mccain, He Reaches Into His Sleaze Bag And Pulls Out Something Malodorous.