The Tragedy Of Ignorance Is

You Aren't Really Old Until Nothing Is Fun Enough To Make You Forget The Weather.

As We Grow Older, Our Bodies Get Shorter And Our Anecdotes Longer.

Silent Gratitude Isn't Much Use To Anyone. G.b. Stern "if You Count All Your Assets, You Always Show A Profit."

Middle Age: The Time When You'll Do Anything To Feel Better, Except Give Up What Is Hurting You.

The Secret Of A Happy Marriage Is Simple: Just Keep On Being As Polite To One Another As You Are To Your Friends.