The Towels Were So Thick

Ninety Percent Of Putts That Are Short, Don't Go In.

You Can't Win All The Time. There Are Guys Out There Who Are Better Than You.

The Ballparks Have Gotten Too Crowded. That's Why Nobody Goes To See The Game Anymore.

I'd Give My Right Arm To Be Ambidextrous.

How Long Have You Known Me, Jack? And You Still Don't Know How To Spell My Name.