The Ballparks Have Gotten Too

What Difference Does The Uniform Make? You Don't Hit With It.

When The Waitress Asked If I Wanted My Pizza Cut Into Four Or Eight Slices, I Said, 'four. I Don't Think I Can Eat Eight.'

Laughter Is The Shock Absorber That Eases The Blows Of Life.

You've Got To Be Very Careful If You Don't Know Where You Are Going, Because You Might Not Get There.

On Why He No Longer Went To Ruggeri's, A St. Louis Restaurant: "nobody Goes There Anymore Because It's Too Crowded."